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Welcome Back to the Cliff of Union Despair – NOT under new management

by × on July 9, 2024 at 5:07 pm × 36 comments

Because if leadership can’t learn and doesn’t change, why should you?

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Rickety the Raccoon’s post game presser

by × on May 16, 2024 at 12:45 pm × 9 comments

The latest from Philly’s Phamous Raccoon

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In defense of Phang

by × on September 13, 2018 at 10:45 am × 21 comments

Someone has to stand up for the Union’s Boy in Blue. That someone has arrived.

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WtPh? The new Union mascot

by × on September 11, 2018 at 11:00 am × 24 comments

Philadelphia Union’s new mascot has arrived, and the reactions are, well … yeah. As you might have guessed. PSP’s Dan Walsh has a little fun with it.

Photo by Earl Gardner
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A work of fiction: Gulati’s DONGARBER proclamation

by × on July 21, 2017 at 10:30 am × 3 comments

In an alternate universe, one where the Union season isn’t beginning to look exactly like almost every other one before it, USSF President Sunil Gulati makes a proclamation that changes everything about American soccer.

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Return to the Cliff of Union Despair

by × on April 14, 2017 at 10:30 am × 13 comments

You know it’s bad when the Cliff of Union Despair shows up again. In Philly, we all appreciate black humor — it’s always sunny in Philadelphia, right? — so, well … chew on this before the Union’s 3-0 win tonight.

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The Union Bible: The Book of Earnest: Ch 17, Vs. 1-3

by × on March 30, 2017 at 10:30 am × 13 comments

Back by popular demand, The Union Bible! Read on for the gospel, or something not remotely like it.

Fans' View / Satire

Fans’ View: The Union Bible

by × on April 22, 2015 at 10:15 am × 28 comments

PSP has never taken a reader’s comment and turned it full-on into a stand-alone guest column. But this one was so funny, insightful, clever and original, that we just had to.