Because if leadership can’t learn and doesn’t change, why should you?
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Rickety the Raccoon’s post game presser
The latest from Philly’s Phamous Raccoon
In defense of Phang
Someone has to stand up for the Union’s Boy in Blue. That someone has arrived.
WtPh? The new Union mascot
Philadelphia Union’s new mascot has arrived, and the reactions are, well … yeah. As you might have guessed. PSP’s Dan Walsh has a little fun with it.
A work of fiction: Gulati’s DONGARBER proclamation
In an alternate universe, one where the Union season isn’t beginning to look exactly like almost every other one before it, USSF President Sunil Gulati makes a proclamation that changes everything about American soccer.
Return to the Cliff of Union Despair
You know it’s bad when the Cliff of Union Despair shows up again. In Philly, we all appreciate black humor — it’s always sunny in Philadelphia, right? — so, well … chew on this before the Union’s 3-0 win tonight.