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Philadelphia Union

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MLS

The Impact signed Tottenham’s Victor Wanyama as a designated player.

D.C. United picked up midfielder Mohammed Abu on loan from Valerenga.

Miguel Almirón honored Atlanta’s Josef Martínez with a Dragon Ball Z goal celebration.

David Accam shared videos of his home damaged by the tornado.

NWSL

The Equalizer has a transfer tracker.

Emily Sonnett is eager to be a consistent defender that the Orlando Pride can count on.

The Portland Thorns traded for USWNT star defender Becky Sauerbrunn.

Around the globe

“Business as usual” for now as UK authorities discussed the coronavirus.

Juventus-Milan Cup semifinal postponed indefinitely.

The Italian Football Federation will let the women of Serie A Femminile become professionals, but there might be a few obstacles along the way.

“Should we be ashamed of our success?” asked UEFA’s chief.

Highlight of the day

Song about Paul Pogba: